why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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