ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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