David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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