Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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