do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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