Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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