I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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