Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Also, beer. Big fan.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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