it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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