I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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