it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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