I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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