I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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