I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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