remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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