Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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