R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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