She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
