this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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