Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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