never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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