I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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