I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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