Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I just put wine in my tea
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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