god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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