we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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