he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I will be naked everywhere
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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