You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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