I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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