Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
