Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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