You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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