Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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