He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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