She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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