Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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