I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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