turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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