Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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