there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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