I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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