Sry I called you an 8
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
