so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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