THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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