I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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