All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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