just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize