I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
