we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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