she was so not down for the gang bang
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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