I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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