I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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