I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I cockslap morals
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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