UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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