thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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