what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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