I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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